Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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