- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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