In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Wait what? I did not type that!

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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