- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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