what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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u suck

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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kesha is a virgin.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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