- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

good one jess !!

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

women sports....

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Womans profesional lacrosse

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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