I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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This is funny.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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A sober Irish individual.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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