What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Ily bae

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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