- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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