A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Jeff

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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WHAT????

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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