A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Turkeys are obese

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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