Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Christians pornstars.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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