- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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