Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Adele walks into the stables

Sammi suck kyles chode

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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