Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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