Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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