- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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