What page are you on The gay page.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

have you ever had african food? neither have they

david poredos

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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