- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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