Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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u suck

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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