- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Massie is a fatass

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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