- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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