Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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I have aids

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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