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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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