How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Anti Joke

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