A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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