- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Where's my tractor?

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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