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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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A women's opinion.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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