- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

Hellen keller

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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