What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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No

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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