- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Luke Hardie is G@Y

womens rights

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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