- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

hey John will you make some copies

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??