Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Top Gear USA

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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