- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

This is funny.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

God

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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