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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

everybody loves raymond

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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