A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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I'm Batman.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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