Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

you lose.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

A Chinese man fails a math test

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