- Anti Joke

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.