- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Women's rights

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Mitt Romney

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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