- Anti Joke

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

What's circular and round A circle

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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The lion swallowed his pride.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.