- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

u suck

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

lol

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Guess what? Bananas

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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