The Game.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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My dad

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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