- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

I hate blackniggers

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

sure!

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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