Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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tims sty:)

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Democracy.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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