a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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8===D

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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H o m o comes out as homo

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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