- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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