- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Safe sex MR

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Weed.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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