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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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