- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

A horse walks into a barn.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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