they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Banana Hamock.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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