Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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