why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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That's what she didn't say

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Cows are land manatees.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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